Monday, November 22, 2010

Old Mother Prude

These are the guys who hunt the deer.


This is the one
 who got left behind by
the guys who
 hunt the deer





This is the dog who urped on the carpet
Next to the one who got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.

This is the coffee that spilled on the keyboard
which now doesn’t  work
when the dog urped on the carpet
next to the one who got
left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.




This is thermostat that connects to the
furnace which refused to work

for the one who got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.

This is the damp wood
that smoked in the hearth
while the furnace refused to work
for the one who got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.





This is the hanger that needed
to be assembled
(not as shown on TV)
by the one that got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.



This is the injury
inflicted by the hanger
that needed to be assembled
by the one that got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.

This is the end
since the gory clothes that got worn by the guys who hunt the deer
need to be washed by the one who got left behind.

7 comments:

Wallydraigle said...

Well, your weekend sounds like all kinds of fun. They better bring home the most delicious deer in the history of the world for you.

Tammy said...

Oh.dear....or would that be oh.deer?!

We have not yet had any mishaps while the hunters are out though I do keep getting splinters in my fingers from the wood that I need to throw into the woodburner. What is it with this particular wood that makes it so splintery? I'm going to have to find some gloves....

Hopefully your hunters will do better than mine have so far....

Blessings,
Tammy ~@~

Tammy said...

Oh.dear....or would that be oh.deer?!

We have not yet had any mishaps while the hunters are out though I do keep getting splinters in my fingers from the wood that I need to throw into the woodburner. What is it with this particular wood that makes it so splintery? I'm going to have to find some gloves....

Hopefully your hunters will do better than mine have so far....

Blessings,
Tammy ~@~

Lori Lipsky said...

Has the furnace come around? Did you think its feelings were hurt because you waited so long to use it this fall?

I hope the one who was left behind was able to stay warm!

The Prude said...

2 deer so far, Mom Tammy.
And I started wearing old leather work gloves to haul in wood.

Lori, I have no doubt that we would own a furnace insecure enough to be offended.
It works now.
Mighty hunter #1 fixed it.

Anonymous said...

S000 sorry! It sounds like you and the deer didn't have such a good weekend. Joanie

Robin Steinweg said...

Poor Bonny. Poor Prude. Poor keyboard. Poor deer.