|We open the story with Bonny, the faithful Tree Guard Dog, on duty|
|What was that? SQUIRREL?|
|I saw it! I swear I saw it!|
|That lousy squirrel went up my tree!|
|Could you give me a boost please?|
|I'm only one dog. How can I guard my tree from this side,|
|AND from this side?|
WHAT? No! I wasn't sleeping!
|(that was awkward)|
|To add insult to injury, she tells me I have something on my face|
|Lying down on the job? Naw! My contract says I get Memorial Day weekend off.|
Enjoy, everyone, and don't forget to remember all those who gave themselves for our country.