Wednesday is Bump Day here at ‘The Prude Disapproves’.
The Bump is created by writer’s block and although The Prude experiences some form or size or substance of it every day, the Wednesday Bump has the form, size and substance of something that could knock off Tokyo and Godzilla without breaking a sweat.
Last Wednesday The Prude tried Recipe Wednesday, with less than howling success.
Next Wednesday may be filled with Household Tips.
This Wednesday The Prude will drag you around her home and share her obsession.
It afflicts women in The Prude’s age group.
Unlike the common coldish, it does have a cure.
Seasonal Over-Decorating (SOD)
The next age group up from The Prude.
When The Prude moves from middle age to older-than-middle-age the forgetfulness and sloth she is already experiencing will no doubt worsen.
She’ll forget which unusual place she stored what box of seasonal treasures. She may work up the energy to find the decorations, but by that time her slothful sluggishness will take over and she’ll shove the box of snowman decorations back into the bottom of the freezer.
But for now The Prude managed to find all her winter decorations.
And since it is Wednesday, and The Writer’s Block Bump is too formidable to challenge,
The Prude presents a few of her Winter SOD arrangements.
Some bumpy Wednesday in February she’ll probably share her Sweetheart SOD.
Consider yourself warned.