We live in constant state of vague nervous apprehension. Fear that some un-named Something, somewhere, is going to pounce. That Something is out to get you. We call this 'paranoia' and it stems from clouds.
Well meaning parents so often encourage their innocent, impressionable young children to look for shapes in the clouds. The Prude is of the firm belief that this practice accounts for 80% of all psychiatrist visits. For many of you, the damage is done. But The Prude feels so strongly that action must be taken for the unsullied, happy-go-lucky amongst us, that she sat down last night and learned to do Something New on her computer.
She has proof that those shapes in clouds are always ALWAYS monsters. And if we grow up not only believing that monsters are floating only a few thousand feet above our heads, but are encouraged to SEE THEM OUT, how can we live with anything but fear and forboding. Come look at the cloud monsters below (all shot on 'beautiful' days with Your Prude's own camera) Together we can protect the next generation from years in therapy.
To aid you in your awareness The Prude has drawn the obvious monster shapes visible in the following masses of potential precipitation:
|Angry Aquatic Creature|
|Large Blobby Creeping Thing|
|Enormous Angry Amphibian|
|Crazed Carnivorous Butterfly|
|Poodle-Type Creature with Two Mouths|
|Angry Disembodied Cartoon Creature|
|Jellyfish Devouring Someone Wearing Leggings|
Next time someone says 'I see a shape in the clouds!' cover their eyes and change the subject to something that is more conducive to mental health than Shapes in Clouds. World wide annihilation or the bubonic plague come to mind.