Friday, September 3, 2010

A Photo Ode to Labor Day (with text bumped inconveniently to the end)

HILLBILLY TAXI DRIVER   


HEAD BALLERINA FOR THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION

CHIEF BOTTLE WASHER

SECURITY GUARD

TREE TRIMMER (get it? Think 'Spanx' )

SNOW REMOVAL

CENTERFOLD FOR 'PRUDE'S QUARTERLY'

CINDY LU WHO STAND-IN

COWGIRL
HILLBILLY TOOTHPICK INSPECTOR 
For Labor Day (although The Prude, while affirming labor AND days, believes a day in which we are not to go to work should be called Cease-Labor Day) we have posted some photos in honor of the hard working men, women and animals of America. 
The Prude would so much appreciate if you would help her out and title the job described in the final photo (above). She was going to label it 'Hillbilly Chair Tester', but did not think it very amusing, and is ever-so-slightly concerned about offending any hillbillies who may read her blog. 
I look forward to your contributions and beg you to return Tuesday when we regain our rhythm of disapproval.

4 comments:

katstrange said...

Caned-seat tester?

The Prude said...

Caned seat tester is in the lead.

Tammy said...

Well, as a pure bred hillbilly myself, I know a "Hillbilly Recliner" when I see one. (It is Labor Day afterall. The gal is resting!)

Robin J. Steinweg said...

Hillbilly armpit sniffer.