The Prude has been known to be on the verbose side.
She is a bit wordy, a bit don't-use-12-words-when-18-will-muddy-the-waters-nicely.
She intends to keep her posts to the suggested 300 words.
But those 300 blossom and grow and have baby words and soon a post is burgeoning at 400, 407, 420 even.
Today, because she has a class to teach, and because she has pity on those of you kind enough to stop by here, the post will be pithy.
The Prude and her middle child hope the inventor of this glorious device:
Which makes awesome peels like this:
made a lot of this: