The Prude has a scheme.
She wants to organize an event.
It will attract people from around the world.
Rich or poor, old or young, buff or squishy,
all are welcome.
The only requirement is a kitchen.
Yes, The Prude wants to organize the first ever
It could be held every four years.
Nations can approach The Prude and put in bids to hold
Kitchen Olympics in their realm.
Each participating nation can design aprons to reflect national pride.
The Prude is working on an opening ceremonies theme song.
But what, you may legitimately ask, are the events?
How can I, you wonder, train for the thrilling
if I don’t know what I am training for?
And this is where The Prude gets a bit fuzzy.
She has a few:
(this one will also have style points)
-speed emptying dishwasher
-oldest expiration date on food in freezer (the Prude has some dating back to the previous millennium)
-cleaning a Tupperware cupboard with the least number of widow and orphan lids and containers left over
-the biggest variety of silverware patterns in a utensil drawer.
And that is it so far.
She is thinking that if she is going to have sponsorships and major media news coverage
she may need to add to the list.
So… anyone have anything to add?
Come up with an event and The Prude will name it after you!