Old Mother Prude

These are the guys who hunt the deer.

This is the one
 who got left behind by
the guys who
 hunt the deer





This is the dog who urped on the carpet
Next to the one who got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.

This is the coffee that spilled on the keyboard
which now doesn’t  work

when the dog urped on the carpet
next to the one who got
left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.




This is thermostat that connects to the
furnace which refused to work

for the one who got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.

This is the damp wood

that smoked in the hearth
while the furnace refused to work
for the one who got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.





This is the hanger that needed
to be assembled
(not as shown on TV)
by the one that got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.



This is the injury

inflicted by the hanger
that needed to be assembled
by the one that got left behind
by the guys who hunt the deer.

This is the end
since the gory clothes that got worn by the guys who hunt the deer
need to be washed by the one who got left behind.